In The Weeds

Hilarious, tragic, and terrifying stories from the other side of your booth. Alongside thoughtful rants on serving the general public.

Being “in the weeds” is a stressful time in every waiters shift when the hostess just sat three new tables in a row, table 16 needs more water, table 20’s steak isn’t cooked right, there are drinks getting warm at the bar and food getting cold in the kitchen. Sprinkle in a screaming child, a woman snapping her manicured fingers, and that drunk regular who gets a little too handsy and you’ve got yourself a pretty average night.